How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

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By using their instinks and common scents!

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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Gladiator.

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You buy it per-tater

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

Who's there! Barber! Barber who?

Barberd wire!

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Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.