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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Brazilian Wax Jokes More Brazilian Wax Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.