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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

Brazilian Wax Jokes More Brazilian Wax Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!