How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Who's there! Barber! Barber who?

Barberd wire!

Brazilian Wax Jokes More Brazilian Wax Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!