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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What was your college major?

Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Brazilian Wax Jokes More Brazilian Wax Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!