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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Brazilian Wax Jokes More Brazilian Wax Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.