What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

Bad News Bear Jokes More Bad News Bear Jokes

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear