What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath