What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes