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What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.