What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

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What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?