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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

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What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What is the healthiest college?

Rice

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.