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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout