Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

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What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout