March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Previous Random Joke Next
Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Chernobyl Fallout Jokes More Chernobyl Fallout Jokes

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout