How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.