What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's