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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.