Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle