Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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The 45th President of the United States of America.

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Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.