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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!