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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.