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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.