Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.