Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.