What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS