Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

What do you call an Israeli rooster?

A koke.

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Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.