What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.