What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

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Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!