How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

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What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

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What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.