What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

Dodge Jokes More Dodge Jokes

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!