Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What do you call a midget party?

A little get-together.