What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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Why do black men smell bad?

Because prison showers aren't very good...

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost