It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
Because beans always fall through the grill.
Because it was dead.
Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.
Laughing stalk
His cousin with the DVD player
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
A predditor. EDIT:
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Because they can't spell "read it".
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
Lets go ride our bikes
