What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?

None, he 'fell'.

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

They both make black guys run faster