How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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How can you make a small fortune?

Start with a big one

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.