What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

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What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.