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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Little People Jokes More Little People Jokes

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.