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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.