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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed