Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.

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Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea?

The taste!

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What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.