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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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Christina Ricci.

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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Daworfed

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.