What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.