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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!