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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.