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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts