What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin