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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

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What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

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Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin