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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Who's there! Bossy! Bossy who?

Bossy just fired me!

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.