What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.