What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.