What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house