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What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.