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What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."