Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.