Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

President Jokes More President Jokes

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.