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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

President Jokes More President Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in One Direction?

Jail break.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.