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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.