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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

President Jokes More President Jokes

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

What's the worst kind of media?

Chlamydia