Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.