Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

Where's the 5th?

FG: Cinq.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."