What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out