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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie