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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie