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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.