Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt