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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis