Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket