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Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.