Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

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What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.