Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.