Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.