Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

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Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.