Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers