What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page?

9GAG

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.