What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)