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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve