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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.