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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections