What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

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What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.