What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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TWIGERING

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

Removed (two children)

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.