Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

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What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips