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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!