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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.