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Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.